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      Denny's Case #2: The Holy Roller Incident


        By Gendo


      One night after a thrilling game of AD&D we (the webmastahs) decided to go to Denny's to get some cheese sticks. We spent about a half hour there. Upon leaving I brought up from the dark recesses of my mind, the guillotine in the french revolution, and how if you cut off a persons head the pressure put out from their last heartbeat can shoot blood from there body up to 9 feet. Standing in front of the register was a man talking on a cellphone he just happend to hear the last part of the conversation that I had started and said

        "Hey you like blood... man, you know Jesus died for our sins man. Then he like... sprayed people with his blood to wash away there sins, man."

      Then he was seated in a small both in the corner of the restaurant, never to be heard of again. This to me was highly disturbing.





       

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