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      i am black

        By Ayame


      You probably think that we are just idiots who exaggerate the most sporadic of redneck events, well... To describe the frequency of these incidents, I will tell you about a recent confrontation with a heroine addict, Orangevale native(obviously), who thought I was black.

      Me, alone, a late afternoon, I was taking the camera out to shoot some O'vale footage. I was in front of this wierd house where some really paranoid people live. Just then the camera screwed up on me. The battery was dead. So I thought I should walk back home.

      Easier said than done.

      As I was crossing the street, I notice an impatient driver looking at me. Eye contact was made. A man in his mid-forties, husky, tattoos, beard, mullet, and the missing teeth to seal the package. He says to me,"....Yo, NIGGAH!"

      Damn that camera.



       

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